When trying to win the favor of the President of the United States, we have one important piece of advice: Don’t forget to bring a towel. Yes, everyone’s favorite stoned bathroom linen Towelie returned to South Park for this week’s all-new episode,

Season 27's ratings record-busting run continued Wednesday, with the third episode taking its focus off MAGA and toward the effects of technology.

At one point Towelie walks through a militarized Union Station, which is especially relevant. Earlier on Wednesday, Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth actually visited the landmark train depot, to some boos.

The third episode of “South Park” Season 27, titled “Sickofancy,” once again depicted President Donald Trump with a micro-penis and mocked him for accepting bribes from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Apple CEO Tim Cook.

The episode also skewered tech CEOs and government leaders for bribing Trump with golden “gifts,” again depicted Trump’s bedroom lover as none other than Satan himself, and reduced Vice President JD Vance to a miniature sidekick who offers to bring his boss a “cumrag.

South Park has not missed any opportunity to take jabs at Donald Trump since their return to Comedy Central with Season 27.

I can't help but wonder if that's why the anthropomorphic cloth is headed to Washington in this latest episode, "Sickofancy." Or there's also the chance he's just going to remind everyone of when and where they should be using a towel.

In the seven days since Trump deployed 800 National Guard troops in DC, violent crime is down 22% comapred to previous seven days